just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
You were trust falling into bushes
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