Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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