My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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