No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
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her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
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I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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