Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
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