Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
not ubering you a puppy
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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