Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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