lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Randomize
