ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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