yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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