This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
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so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Sober January is a disaster.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
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I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
FUCK WHALES
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