Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
These 19 Underage Drinkers Epicly Got By With A Horrible Fake ID
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
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I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.