I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
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Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
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I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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