So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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