Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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