You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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