let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I'm bleeding and have questions
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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