You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
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You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
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just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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