Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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