So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
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She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
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You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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