i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
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Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
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THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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