Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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