There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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