I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
After tacos, we're chasing women.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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