it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
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i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
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You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
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