I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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