Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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