there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
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You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
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You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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