I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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