We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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