It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
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