HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I will pee on everything he values.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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