and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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