Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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