Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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