Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
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