I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
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Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
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Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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