so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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