I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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