she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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