You're my little dorito
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
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I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
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Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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