i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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