East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
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