What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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