so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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