I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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