we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
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Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
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A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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