problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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