do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
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