so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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