Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(708): View more from Illinois

i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.

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(416): View more from Ontario

I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.

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(903): View more from Texas

I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.

(214): View more from Texas

kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.

(903): View more from Texas

I'll be there in 10

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(503): View more from Oregon

Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.

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(954): View more from Florida

Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.

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(318): View more from Louisiana

I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night

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(732): View more from New Jersey

That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer

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(305): View more from Florida

It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no

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