She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
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you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
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A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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