It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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