Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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