that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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